{"product_id":"bag-of-fucks-i-have-to-give-3oz-bag","title":"Bag of Fucks I Have to Give 3oz Bag","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWhen You're All Out of Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 3oz bag contains precisely zero actual fucks—and that's the point. Inside, you'll find approximately 20 individually molded fruit-flavored candies, each shaped like an unmistakable middle finger salute. For those days when your tolerance has reached its limit and your politeness reserves have run dry, these bite-sized gestures of defiance deliver your message with tongue-in-cheek sweetness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFlavor with Attitude\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach candy piece measures roughly 1.5 inches tall and captures the iconic one-finger salute in detailed relief. The hard candy shell gives way to a burst of tangy fruit flavor—a mix of citrus, berry, and tropical notes that actually taste good despite the candy's deliberately offensive shape. The contrast between the bright, cheerful flavors and the bold visual statement creates an amusing juxtaposition that lands somewhere between therapeutic and hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eStrategic Deployment Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe resealable bag lets you dispense your (lack of) fucks strategically. Drop one on a colleague's keyboard after they schedule yet another unnecessary meeting. Offer the bag around at your next family gathering when the conversation turns political. Leave a piece as a tip when service doesn't merit actual money. Eat them yourself while scrolling through your inbox. The possibilities for passive-aggressive candy distribution are limited only by your imagination and declining patience levels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBuilt for Maximum Impact\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe clear window on the packaging ensures there's no mistaking what's inside—the candies are clearly visible through the front panel, so recipients know exactly what you're gifting them. The bag's compact size fits easily in a desk drawer, glove compartment, or purse, making it convenient to carry your stash of edible indifference wherever life's annoyances might find you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNet weight: 3oz (85g)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately 20 pieces per bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCandy type: Hard candy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlavors: Assorted fruit (citrus, berry, tropical)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndividual candy size: ~1.5\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaging: Resealable bag with clear display window\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUPC: 817717012147\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for white elephant exchanges, gag gifts, office parties, or personal stress relief, this bag transforms exasperation into something you can actually sink your teeth into.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CandyPrints","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42921590620225,"sku":"LG-CP1214","price":14.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0553\/7303\/7633\/files\/O8ffR9F1.jpg?v=1760224477","url":"https:\/\/adultstuff.co.nz\/products\/bag-of-fucks-i-have-to-give-3oz-bag","provider":"Adult Stuff Warehouse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}